How am I feeling today, dear iPod? Stay Away (Stämmer som fan just idag)
Will I get far in life, dear iPod? All Out Of Love (Jaha, det kan man ju tolka lite olika… )
How do my friends see me, dear iPod? All I Have (Nämen?! Så tror jag inte det är, lyckligtvis, då skulle jag känna ofantlig press…)
When will I get married, dear iPod? Pneumonia (Under lunginflammation hoppas jag, jag väljer att se detta bokstavligen!)
What is my best friend’s theme song, dear iPod? Tainted Love (jahapp! Vet inte ens vem som är min ‘bästa’ vän.)
What is the story of my life, dear iPod? Purple Rain (Lite speciell, lite magisk?)
What was high school like, dear iPod? Utan dina andetag (It sure is, unfortunately)
How am I going to get ahead in life, dear iPod? Big Machine (Flytta med flygplan? ;P)
What is the best thing about me, dear iPod? Vayamos Companeros (Jag pushar andra? 
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How is today going to be, dear iPod? Ingen vill veta var du köpt din tröja (Nej, någon spillde ju som sagt ner den nyligen…)
What is in store for this weekend, dear iPod? Cry To Heaven (Nej men det lät ju inget vidare…)
What song describes my parents, dear iPod? Nothing Else Matters (Hm?)
What song describes my grandparents, dear iPod? I Knew You Were Waiting for Me (What?)
How is my life going, dear iPod? Stand By Me (Japps… my deepest wish)
What song will they play at my funeral, dear iPod? Me Gusta Tu (Låter okej)
How does the world see me, dear iPod? Du var min ängel (Åh, jag är värsta saint!)
Will I have a happy life, dear iPod? Touch the Sky (Bättre i himlen eller?)
What do my friends really think of me, dear iPod? Angel of Harlem (Jag måste ju seriously vara värsta snällingen!)
Do people secretly lust after me, dear iPod? Hey Ya (They sure do, right?)
How can I make myself happy, dear iPod? Magiskt men tragiskt (fixa grejen, I guess..)
What should I do with my life, dear iPod? Supreme (Nått jävligt toppenbra alltså)
Will I ever have children, dear iPod? Into The Groove (jaha)
What is some good advice for me, dear iPod? Mig själv (HAHA. Jag är bäst.)
What is my signature dancing song, dear iPod? Smells Like Teen Spirit (HAHA, hell NO!)
What do I think my current theme song is, dear iPod? Express Yourself (Kunde inte passa bättre, jag måste skriva den där jävla essän nu!)
What does everyone else think my current them song is, dear iPod? Read your text (så folk bryr sig i hur jag uttrycker mig skriftligt? intresting)
What type of men do I like, dear iPod? Take On Me (Mhm..?)
What kind of kisser am I, dear iPod? Klubbland (det låter väl… haha wait, jag skall inte tolka detta..:P)
What’s my style, dear iPod? Purple Pills (whaaT?)
What will be playing on my first true date, dear iPod? Wrap Your Arms Around Me (världens sämsta låt? låter ju inte som det borde båda gott…)
Where am I in 10 years, dear iPod? How You See the World (Astrounat? 
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